|My knee the week (!) after!|
|The glass sunk in like a failed souffle.|
8:00 AM: I’m excited to make an almond butter and chocolate smoothie for breakfast. I take the almond butter out of the refrigerator and seamlessly drop it, watching the glass container shatter into a million tiny pieces. I really wanted that almond butter. Really not looking forward to getting the inevitable shard of glass in my foot sometime in the near future.
|The remaining water is on my ass|
|Who knew, bleach and black makes red?|